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of your fucked up self
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
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I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.
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you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
here you go
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threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
still better than every other song
I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.
I lost it at the first music change, right before “I see a little sillhouetto”
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