selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

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Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

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Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

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Liking someone

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Liking yourself

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this easily became the best thing on tumblr

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the-girl-who-cant-wait:

I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.

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thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

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147 Plays

art3mis-th3-arch3r:

lemonabyss:

FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go

haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go

(via subbysal-von-equius)

421,276 Plays

batched:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

I lost it at the first music change, right before “I see a little sillhouetto”

(Source: camperoni, via themugglepeasant)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique, via imaginepeoplelivinglifeinpeace)